Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Casting Call - ARMPIT MODELS!

Casting Call - younger and older female armpit models

Over 18 up to 50. Be sexy, friendly, open minded and ready to work. Send your pictures and number ASAP. only need two models right now. No sex. Start at $1,500 per week. Details when you are called back.

Mmmm...there's nothing like a good ARMPIT MODEL to get me going. They didn't say whether or not they wanted hair but I don't think there's anything better on a female than a couple of big puffs of black armpit fuzz. OH YEAH! Ladies: this is your BIG BREAK! Spielberg is a total armpit freak so you must submit to this worthy project right away. I will have my phone glued to my hand for the rest of the week in anticipation of a call back. My armpits are sexy.

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